Bubba and Earl, two hillbillies from West Virginia,
were in a local bar enjoying a beer
when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week when the raffle was drawn,
each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize: year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce
and extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize: a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed
when the men met back
in the neighbourhood bar for a couple of beers.
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize,
to which Earl replied "Great, I love spaghetti!"
Earl asked Bubba "How about you?
How's the toilet brush working out?"
"Not so good" replied Bubba.
"I reckon I'm going back to paper".
were in a local bar enjoying a beer
when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week when the raffle was drawn,
each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize: year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce
and extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize: a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed
when the men met back
in the neighbourhood bar for a couple of beers.
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize,
to which Earl replied "Great, I love spaghetti!"
Earl asked Bubba "How about you?
How's the toilet brush working out?"
"Not so good" replied Bubba.
"I reckon I'm going back to paper".