A husband went to the police station to file a report for his missing wife.
Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping, still not back home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or heavy?
Husband: Not slim; can be heavy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Slacks...suit...I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was she going in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the number, name and color of the car.
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
And then the husband started crying.
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.
Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping, still not back home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or heavy?
Husband: Not slim; can be heavy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Slacks...suit...I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was she going in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the number, name and color of the car.
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
And then the husband started crying.
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.